I say at least once a week, “I need to learn to sew”. Well, here’s my chance. And with a name like the Singer Simple, how hard could it be? Right?
And let’s take extra special note of the bottom catch …. Sewing Made Easy … Why not simple? I mean, it is the Singer Simple. Right?
So, into the instruction manual I go. Mind you, I have ZERO sewing knowledge. Okay. Two words: ZE - RO! But again, this is the Singer Simple! And inside the instruction manual, which by the way, DOES NOT TELL YOU HOW TO SEW, only how to set up the machine… I find this -
Drop the feed dogs. - Are you cussing kidding me???
Now, I don’t care where you’re from. A phrase like drop the feed dogs, might refer to hunting. Or even farming? Maybe even some ritualistic werewolf lingo. But sewing? REALLY?
Dear Singer, there were no dogs included with my SIMPLE sewing machine. I’m screwed! The end.
Hopefully, this will be my savior?
Do you know what that phrase means? No, don’t tell me. It doesn’t matter. Because as I said, my sewing machine did not come with feed dogs. I’m just curious.